Fielding Helen. Bridget Jones' Diary: The Edge of Reason

Happily Ever After
Monday 27 January
9st 3 (total fat groove), boyfriends 1 (hurrah! ), shags 3 (hurrah! ), calories 2, 100, calories
used up by shags 600, so total calories 1,500 (exemplary).
7.15 a.m. Hurrah! The wilderness years are over. For four weeks and five days now have been in
functional relationship with adult male thereby proving am not love pariah as previously feared.
Feel marvellous, rather like Jemima Goldsmith or similar radiant newlywed opening cancer hospital
in veil while everyone imagines her in bed with Imran Khan. Ooh. Mark Darcy just moved. Maybe he will wake up and talk to me about my opinions.
7.30 a.m. Mark Darcy has not woken up. I know, will get up and make him fantastic fried breakfast with sausages, scrambled eggs and mushrooms or maybe Eggs Benedict or Florentine.
7.31 a.m. Depending what Eggs Benedict or Florentine actually are.
7.32 a.m. Except do not have any mushrooms or sausages.
7.33 a.m. Or eggs.
7.34 a.m. Or - come to think of it - milk.